The quarterly dividend breakdown

Our highly unscientific projection models show unprecedented growth in dog-to-suit ratios this quarter.

Fictional Earnings

The Neon Yield Chart

Below is our completely audited, totally real statement of dog operations.

This chart goes up because we drew it that way. Past performance guarantees future barks.

Three steps to passive treats

Adopt the suit

Hold the line

Collect the bones

Acquire your tokens on your favorite degen-friendly swapping platform.

Keep your dogs in your wallet. No staking, no locking, no corporate synergy required.

Watch the dividend treats accumulate automatically every time the closing bell barks.

Frequently barked questions

Are these real dividends?

Why Robinhood style?

No. They are quarterly bones paid in more memecoins. If you want real dividends, call your grandfather's broker.

Because green lines make us happy and corporate stock certificates look hilarious with pugs on them.

How do I claim my treats?

Is there a whitepaper?

Just hold. Our smart contract sniffs out wallets containing dogs in suits and delivers the treats automatically.

Absolutely not. We only write green candles and quarterly dog treats. Reading is for cats.

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